Boom
Is how it starts
Two spare parts
Sparks
On your marks
Get set
Boom
Back to the beginning
Bring in a love rival
She’s an eyeful
Delightful conversationalist
Not so much a consummationalist
Sensational temptations
To kiss or not kiss
How can you resist
In the mist of an anti-psychotic
I’m on it
I wanted so bad to be the gap between her teeth
The thief of hair
From here to there
To laughter that gets everywhere
He gets scared
In bus-stop queues and catwalk poses
What’s the use in lipstick and roses
He owes his life to fanciful notions
Self-help books and magical potions
We’re oceans apart
One heart in the middle
Stranded in the riddle of how little we grow
So little we know of distant planets
New galaxies
Unidentified species
It’s hard to believe this pair of impossibilities
Destined never to meet
Keep courting
Distorting
Importing new feelings
A new purpose
When we talk I get nervous
Senses desert us
Past tense alert us
To fate
And the fairy dust
We must have met in a past life
Cold readings and dry ice
So much inside I can’t describe
Have you got a type

You know
Boom
Bad moods
Good shoes
Wondering who’s feeling the same way
Names that start with J
What do you say
You came second to none
But she didn’t want a second one
Woebegone
Look upon it as experience
Are you serious
Delirious dreams
Recurring themes
Kings and queens
She seems nice
And she is nice
But nice isn’t
Boom
True love
Not make-do love
Where you re-take and re-touch
Have I said too much
Too little
Too late
I’d hate to be nearly 30
Nearly 30
Still hurting
Deserting maybes
Perhaps
Reading out-of-date maps
Breathing on the glass
If that’s your name you came too fast
Destiny laughs
“I like men with jobs and ambition”
But listen
I’m unemployed and I live with my parents
It’s not what you think
It never is
Memories
Here’s a word of advice

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The right key for the wrong lock
She’s everything you want
And everything you’re not
Now you’re not
Out of your mind
Wanting to cry
Losing your sight
You might be doing something right
Have you got a type

Are we rolling
Boom
Quit stalling
Falling over tall gin
Scribbling in the margins of blondes harbouring songs
It’s a long list
What did I miss
Kiss kiss
Click click
Mix the pheromones
Searching under stones
Oh no
Nights alone
What’s next
Did he text
What do you expect
Of a love that’s respectable
Barely detectable
The acceptable face of knowing your place
You only figured out life isn’t a race
When one thought of her
Dissolves your grand plan
Anatomy of man
Horizon
Sun rising
The sea and the stars
Laws of attraction
Oh for direction
A smile
Affection while she messes up your life
When your life needed messing
Here’s to confessing
The lesson of life is
He is what he is
She is what she is
And they is what they like
Have you got a type