Sheer bliss
You should be used to this
Make a wish
Kiss me quick
Please
Sea breeze
See these knobbly knees
Conceive
Big wheels
High heels
Deals imperial grammes
Buses and trams
Parents and prams
And I ams what I ams
And I ams no fool
Blackpool
You’ll be scared of women
Dimming lights
Angel delights
Devil horns
Longthorne’s illuminations
Taboos
Temptations
What’s to lose
Choose unwritten worlds
Pearls and plastic
Fantastic illusions
Delusions in ice
Make your own conclusions
If you’re so wise to what I’m doing with my life
In silent sirens
Tyrants and rhymers
Deep-sea divers stealing applause
Racers roars the Arabian Derby
Your Barbie in the shower
Is that a penis or Blackpool Tower

Blackpool
You’ve never looked more out of place
That’s why we keep coming
Keep coming

Sheer bliss
You should be used to this
Whose life
Is this my saviour
Bad behaviour gave her one
Plus one Big One
Won the Grand National
Irrational fears
North, South, Central Piers
She appears in smoke
Hope against hope
Give a man enough rope
Elope
I’m just an ordinary...
You can fill the blanks
Give thanks to my daughter
Disorder crossing the border
You should’ve warned her
Lord of the Manor
Dressing room spanner
Elsie Tanner
Ran a banner on a plane
Said
Marry Me Jane
Nothing but rain
Insane take-aways
Malaise
Mayonnaise
Ian Holloway’s okay
Olay olay
Disobey virginity pledges
Virgins on ledges
Jump fall
Into the arms of Cannon and Ball
One’s tall and the other’s quite small
Aren’t we all
And don’t we all have a Holy Grail
Holy Grail
Have you seen it out there
It’s blowing a gale
And should we win or should we fail
We all set sail
Into the Tunnel of Love
Look out, this should be good

Blackpool
You’ve never looked more out of place
That’s why we keep coming
Keep coming

Sheer bliss
You should be used to this
Miss Blackpool
You’re a jewel
You’ll find nothing like it
Delightful defilement
I meant Coral Island
Wild and unsilent
Girl Guides
Brides of Frankenstein
You’re all mine
And I’m crying eyeliner
Find the lights, lip-synching, rhapsody of drinking
Winking at the other sex
Flex your pecs
What’s next
Let’s dash
Mad cash
Crash bumper cars, bars, tarot cards, spas
Stars in their eyes
Ladders in tights
No sadder sights than fathers flying kites
On a beach
How to teach
Out of reach
Beseech mental health
Wealth of possibilities
Ill at ease
Mushy peas
Pricktease
Please, whatever you do
Don’t tell me to clean up my act
Zip it
Stand back
That I lack demure tact
When in fact
I’m a roving wrongun
Longing to belong in the bright lights
Rides of your life
Seeing signs in the times don’t stop
Switch off
The sign’s inside your Blackpool rock

Blackpool
You’ve never looked more out of place
That’s why we keep coming
Keep coming